seems so petty but it’s the most aggravating thing when you give someone everything and when it’s their turn to reciprocate they don’t. And when you confront them about it, they tell you you’re being a bitch.
2 weeks ago on May 09, 2013 at 05:50pm
I know it was a damn long scroll, but you are not going to tell me you didn’t enjoy every inch of it.
[And of course some ridiculous editor marks these up as “sandwiches for men”. Move your penis so I can grab a sandwich, Buster!]
coming to the realization that i’m pursuing something that I don’t want to be doing for the rest of my life is always fun.
4 years of undergrad later….
3 months ago on February 11, 2013 at 03:01pm
Here’s a fun prank: tell your mom she’s going to be a Grammy. Pause for effect. When she looks good and scared, add “… audience member!” Hilarity ensues.
That’s right, you could take your mom (or anybody! I’m just biased in favour of moms) to the 55th Annual Grammys. You and three guests could be walking the red carpet, rubbing elbows (and ONLY elbows, let’s not go crazy here) with the stars, and witnessing performances by The Black Keys, Fun., Mumford & Sons, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and more on February 10th. We’ll send you there: tickets, hotel, airfare. The whole shebang (and shebangs are expensive these days, yo.).
All you have to do to enter is sign up: getustothegrammys.com. Contest closes February 3rd.
A+ Taco Bell, A+.
(via charlie-whorez)
